Та не миша все хуйня / Давай по новой
A Provincial Man post.
The café wifi connects on the first try. You tell your friend. You tell the barista. You tell the man at the next table. You are using the internet! The toast comes out exactly the right colour. Nobody is there to see it. You grin at the toaster anyway, like it's your firstborn. You find a parking space right outside the supermarket. You don't need anything from the supermarket. You go in anyway, to honour the space. You win the office sweepstake: £14. You buy the whole team doughnuts for £16. You are two pounds down and happier than you have been all year. **Why it caught on:** a cut out face of a bald man with a huge moustache and a gap toothed grin, from a photo nobody has traced, is pure unfiltered joy, and almost any small triumph gets funnier under it, in Russian or in very confident English.