Gingers do / Have souls!
A Hipster Ariel post.
He orders an oat milk flat white and tells the barista oat milk was better before everyone started drinking it. In 2014. In a different town. He doesn't drink oat milk now. Nobody's sure what he drinks. Your friend won't come to the gig because the band are playing arenas now. She saw them in a pub in 2016, in front of nine people. She still mentions the nine people. Three of them were the band. Your flatmate made sourdough before it was a thing. He'd like you to know that. Every loaf you bake, he studies the way a surgeon studies a first-year student holding a scalpel. Your mum says your new wide jeans are exactly what she wore in 1996, and she has photos. She has the actual jeans. She has, it turns out, been ahead of you all along, which is devastating. **Why it caught on:** blogger Braden Graeber drew glasses on Disney's Little Mermaid for the "F Yeah Hipster Ariel" Tumblr in February 2011. She gave up her voice to be different, the most hipster deal ever made, and everyone has met someone who liked it first.