WALKS BY MIRROR WHile holding HIS hand / Kills herself
A Jealous Girl post.
Your partner likes a photo. It's a photo of a dog. You still check who owns the dog, and whether she's single. 10:03: "where are you?" 10:05: "???" 10:06: "fine." It is a Tuesday, he is in the toilet at the pub, and the relationship is now in crisis. He's married in Skyrim. You've seen the house. You've seen the cheese wheels. You have questions, and she isn't even real. Your boyfriend mentions a colleague called Sarah twice in one story. By the end of the evening you know her job title, her sister's wedding plans and her dog's name, and you have never met Sarah. **Why it caught on:** a cold stare from a girl in a pink knitted top, from a photo nobody has traced, matched the jealousy everyone recognises in a group chat somewhere, and it is very funny when it's not yours.