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A Does not simply walk into mordor Boromir post.

At the cinema you open the bag of crisps for "a few". Eleven minutes later, before the film has even started, you're tipping the crumbs into your mouth from the corner. One does not simply eat one crisp. You decide to close one browser tab at work. There are 47. Each one is something you'll read later. An hour passes. There are now 52. The wardrobe instructions show a smiling cartoon man assembling it alone in four pictures. It takes you, your partner and your neighbour a whole Sunday, and your relationship now has a chapter called "the hinge". One does not simply leave a family party. You say goodbye at 9. At 9:40 you're at the door, still saying goodbye. At 10:15 your aunt is wrapping up leftover trifle. You'll be home by midnight if you're lucky. **Why it caught on:** Sean Bean's Boromir warns the Council of Elrond that "one does not simply walk into Mordor" in The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), a line the film added to Tolkien. It opens a sentence for anything far harder than it sounds, and life is full of those.

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