Kelsie's Home sick / Now our school only has one pixie cut
A Sadcat post.
You post the funniest thing you've ever written. Three hours later it has two likes. One is your mum. The other is an account selling sunglasses. You bring chocolates to your friend's house. She says she's off sugar this month, thanks, and puts them in a cupboard. You will never see those chocolates again. They were the good ones. You stay late to help a colleague finish his slides. The next morning he presents them to the director and thanks "the whole team". You are the whole team. But... but... At the school fair your raffle ticket is one number away from the giant teddy. You win a bottle of shower gel. The child next to you wins the teddy and doesn't even want it. **Why it caught on:** a grey kitten with huge orange eyes and drooping ears has the face nature designed to get whatever it wants. Nobody can stay cross with it, which makes it ideal for complaints that aren't really complaints.