mindneki nyugodjon le a picsába! / cserépfalu nem cserépflau!
A Chill Out Lemur post.
Coffee all down your white shirt, five minutes before the meeting. You button the jacket and walk in like a man who meant it. Nobody says a word. It's a pattern now. You miss the last bus by eight seconds. The driver waves. You wave back. It's a lovely night, the walk is only forty minutes, and your legs, it turns out, are a bus. The roast is burnt and the guests arrive in ten minutes. You open the windows, scrape off the worst of it and serve it as "charred". Three people ask for the recipe. The boss wants the report today. Today, as anyone who has looked at a clock knows, lasts until midnight. You go to lunch. **Why it caught on:** ring-tailed lemurs really do sit back with their arms spread to warm their bellies in the sun, and in a photo it looks exactly like someone telling you to relax, man. It's the friend who never panics and somehow never gets fired.