criticizes communism for censorship / invents FCC, burned and censored comic books, banned X rated movies from the public, censored history, censored GTA 3, made constitution free zones, has police attack people for protesting, forces everyone to believe in god, censors music and the news
A Scumbag America2 post.
Your American colleague refuses to learn metric, on principle. On Saturday he runs a 5K and celebrates with a two-litre bottle of Coke. Nobody mentions it. Your cousin calls it the World Series. You ask which countries are in it. He names a team from Toronto and changes the subject to hot dogs. On a walking tour of Boston the guide describes, with real passion, how they threw all the tea into the harbour. The tour ends at a coffee shop. The menu says $12. The bill says $19. Tax wasn't on the menu, the tip is 22 percent and the waiter has been calling you "buddy". Freedom, it turns out, comes with a service charge. **Why it caught on:** the brown fur hat from Scumbag Steve marks whoever is behaving badly, and here it sits on a map of the United States in stars and stripes. Everyone has an opinion about America, Americans included, and the hat turns any of them into a punchline.