Two men walk into a restaurant. The first man asks for H2O. The second man says, “I’ll have H2O, too.” / The waiter brings them both water because it would be unsafe to serve the second man hydrogen peroxide.
A Anti Joke Chicken post.
Your uncle at Sunday lunch: "So, a man walks into a bar." Everyone waits. "He has a pint, watches the football and goes home at ten." He looks round the table, satisfied. He has told the truth. Work icebreaker: "Tell us a fun fact about yourself." You say you have a good one. The fact is that you live in Reading. That's it. That's the fact. Your six-year-old: "Knock knock." Who's there? "Me." Me who? "Me, your son. I need the toilet." He isn't wrong, and you do let him in. On a first date she says she has a brilliant joke. "What's brown and sticky?" You try a few answers. "A stick." She laughs for a full minute. You order another drink. You might marry her. **Why it caught on:** the hen nods at the oldest anti-joke of all, the chicken that crossed the road to get to the other side. When you've heard every punchline, the plain truth is the only surprise left.