What if I told you... / Ski-bi-ki kap-kap And da boom-poom-boo-rro-boom Boom! Two plus two is four. Minus one. Dats three. Quick maths. Everyday mans on the block. Smoke trees. See ya gyal in da park. Dat gyal is a uckers. When da ting went quack-quack-quack. U men were ducking. Hol' tight. Ass-knee. He's gotta pumpee. Hol' tight. My men. He's gotta frisbee. I trap-trap-trap on a road. Moving dat cornflakes. Rice crispies. Hol' tight. My gyal Whitney. The ting go skrrrrrrra. Pa-pa ka-ka-ka Ski-bi-ki-pa-pa And a poom-poom-boo-rro-boom SKYEA! Pom-pong-kon-kong-pon-pon Boom-boom Yao! I don't wanna look like Boo-rro-boom-boom-boo-boo-booom The ting go skrrrrboom Boom-bo-bo-boom-pa-b-boom Ski-bi-ki-pao-boom Boom-boo-b-boom-boom-boom-bo-bo-b-b-oom Ski-bo-po-po-boom I ju... (wat wat) The ting go skrrr (wat wat) Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka (wat wat) Ski-bi-ki-pa (wat wat) Ski-bi-kip-pa-pa (wat wat wat wat) And a poom-poom-boo-rro-boom (wat wat wat wat) Tha gya told me take off ya jacket I said "Babez, mans no' hot" Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (our) ---------- ting (ting) Yo dad is 44. Hop out the four-door (four-dour) Boom! Let him know, when i see him I ju... (wat wat) The ting go skrrr (wat wat) Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka (wat wat) Ski-bi-ki-pa (wat wat) Ski-bi-kip-pa-pa (wat wat) SKYEA! Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boo-rro-boom-b-b-oom I said "Babez, mans no' hot" AGH, The ting go skrrrra. Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka Ski-bi-di-pa-pa And da boom-boom-boo-rro-boom Hop out the four-door (four-dour) Boom! Let him know, when i see him (is-is-is-DJ-FLEX-flex-flex-x) U know wat it is. Man got e, man got i, excellent.
A What If I Told You post.
What if I told you that you can leave a party without saying goodbye to all forty people. Your friend looks at you as if you've peeled back reality. Then she does it, and is home by eleven. A colleague watches you press Ctrl and Z in a spreadsheet and gasps: "it works in Excel?" You lean back slowly. It works everywhere. It is your one superpower. Your flatmate, at midnight, dead serious: "what if I told you pizza is just an open round sandwich". You put the slice down. You pick it back up. Nothing has changed and everything has. The man at the phone shop holds the power button for ten seconds and hands your phone back, working. The appointment cost £30. He has shown you the Matrix. **Why it caught on:** Laurence Fishburne's Morpheus, in mirrored sunglasses in The Matrix (1999), is about to tell Neo the world is a simulation. The fun is the gap between his gravity and the size of the news, and everyone has been told something obvious and felt the floor move anyway.