nobody's gonna read my meme because it's too long? / well, what if i told you that my meme, while perhaps somewhat limited in its appeal to those intimately familiar with the cheat codes for the game "Mission Impossible" for the PS1/Nintendo 64, released in 1999, spending a few minutes of research to bring yourself up to speed with those cheat codes might reveal to you a depth of humor not easily found in today's hypermedia landscape of interpenetrative soundbites and multilectical reflexivity?
A Patrick Star Instrument post.
The director finishes forty slides on next year's strategy. "Any questions?" Gary raises his hand and asks if the microwave on the second floor is still broken. It's the only thing anyone remembers from the meeting. Parents' evening. The teacher has explained your son's progress in maths with charts. Your partner asks whether they ever found the class hamster. Your flatmate, holding the jar, asks if mayonnaise counts as one of your five a day. You say no. He asks about ketchup. He asks about crisps. He's very sincere. Your driving instructor asks if you've any questions before the test. You ask which pedal is the brake. You're joking. Mostly. **Why it caught on:** in "Band Geeks" Squidward asks the band if there are any questions and Patrick asks, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" (No, Patrick. Horseradish isn't one either.) A perfectly confident, perfectly useless question is the most relatable kind of stupid.