Hi little man, I am from Disney and would like to know if you want to become an action-hero for us in america since we banned white Male leads? / Would I have to kiss one of your new "diverse" Disney princesses?
A Skeptical 3rd World Kid post.
You pay £1.80 for a bottle of water, then £35 a month for a gym where you sweat the water back out. So you're telling me that's the plan. It is, somehow, the plan. The fridge is full. You open it, stare for a full minute, close it, and announce there's nothing to eat. Then you pay £14 for a burger that arrives cold, by bicycle, forty minutes later. You have four streaming subscriptions. You spend the evening scrolling all four, then rewatch the sitcom you've seen eleven times. You are paying for choice. You are choosing not to. Your dog has a raincoat, a birthday cake and a behaviourist at £60 an hour, who explains that he barks at the robot hoover because you bought a robot hoover. Said out loud, none of this survives. **Why it caught on:** the photo of a young boy giving the camera a long, doubtful sideways look has no well documented source, and the joke was always on the rest of us. He is the reasonable one, and most of our routines don't survive his face.