you ugly opposers / I have told both the developing and developed worlds to take down all your names, download and sell all of your dumb works on your stupid time-wasting channels.
A Stupid Monkey post.
You lock the front door with the keys still inside, to keep them safe. They are very safe. You are in the front garden in your socks. At the self-checkout you scan everything, bag everything, pay, and walk out without the bags. The bags are fine. They're still at the till, fully paid for. You put your phone in the fridge and the milk in your coat pocket. You notice at the bus stop. The milk, in fairness, is still cold. At work you reply all to complain about people replying all. It goes to 400 people. You've now been added to a working group about email. **Why it caught on:** a young chimpanzee pulling a proud, pouting face. Everyone has a moment of pure self-inflicted foolishness to confess, and this face confesses it for them.