you ugly ape behind you ugly checker apes (dog tags: 68, 110) / I'll keep posting, even on your 99.9% cotton funeral as you die of your stupid laughable rage and run short of breath. Traitor nigger scum ape of 0 value like the other immigrants. Ptui!
A Stupid Monkey post.
You lock the front door with the keys still inside, to keep them safe. They are very safe. You are in the front garden in your socks. At the self-checkout you scan everything, bag everything, pay, and walk out without the bags. The bags are fine. They're still at the till, fully paid for. You put your phone in the fridge and the milk in your coat pocket. You notice at the bus stop. The milk, in fairness, is still cold. At work you reply all to complain about people replying all. It goes to 400 people. You've now been added to a working group about email. **Why it caught on:** a young chimpanzee pulling a proud, pouting face. Everyone has a moment of pure self-inflicted foolishness to confess, and this face confesses it for them.