-Sudden Clarity Clarence Meme Generator

Midnight at a party, music loud, a sausage roll in your hand. You suddenly realise you've never once seen a baby pigeon, and you can't enjoy anything else for the rest of the night.

In the supermarket queue it hits you: a family size bag of crisps is just the size you eat alone in the car. You put it back. You pick it up again. Some truths are too big.

Twenty minutes left in the exam, and you notice that "abbreviation" is a very long word. The question is about the French Revolution. You have written nothing about the French Revolution.

Halfway through a "quick sync" you realise it has lasted longer than your last relationship. You can't unsee it. You also can't leave, because it is still going.

Why it caught on: a young man was photographed with his eyes wide open at Schoolies, the Australian school-leavers' festival on the Gold Coast, in 2009. Reddit gave him his first epiphany in November 2011, "dubstep sucks", and everyone has had the big thought at the worst possible moment.

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• if dentists make their money off people with bad teeth / why should i trust a toothpaste that 9 out of 10 dentists recommend?
• metal is called metal / because it's harder than rock
• the black power ranger was black / and the yellow ranger was asian
• Young Peyton manning was a colt / And old Peyton is a bronco
• What if hurricane sandy / is actually god cleansing us of jersey shore
• Maybe it's called the xbox one... / because they want us to be subconsciously hearing "Xbox won"
• The lion king / is just hamlet with lions
• plants use flowers to get laid / just like people do
• superman is man of steel / so he is 96% iron man
• Video game designers make female characters look slutty / so that girls who do cosplays will dress like sluts
• Flip books / Are the original gifs
• The number 3.14 / Is pie spelled backwards on a calculator!
• What if bitcoin was just / another way to keep people from buying gold
• A years supply of calendars / is one calendar
• Oh my god / cars are powered by explosions
• THE BRAIN / NAMED ITSELF
• What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep / And Helium just brings it back to normal
• Boobytrap backwards is... / PARTYBOOB
• mOSTLY SUNNY / SAME AS PARTLY CLOUDY
• Historians are just / Prophets in reverse