Bane Meme Generator

"When you've finished your broccoli," says your mum, in a voice that has seen things, "then you have my permission to have pudding." You've never wanted pudding less. You eat the broccoli.

A colleague complains that his wifi is slow. You live in a village where the broadband arrives by pigeon. He merely adopted slow internet. You were born in it.

The personal trainer says you can stop when the timer reaches zero. It reaches zero. He holds up one more finger. You understand, finally, who gives permission to whom in this gym.

A visitor complains about the drizzle. You've lived in Manchester for thirty years. You were born in the rain, moulded by it, and your coat has never once been fully dry.

Why it caught on: Tom Hardy's masked Bane in The Dark Knight Rises (2012), Christopher Nolan's last Batman film, handed out "you merely adopted the dark" and "you have my permission to die" ready to use. A menacing voice works best on harmless instructions.

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Best Bane posts

• My mother told me not to pick my nose / I didn't listen
• Once you have eaten all your vegetables / Then you have my permission for pie
• IF you use "#" on Facebook / You have my permission to die
• ... OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING... / ...how i stay so clean shaven with this thing on
• my nose itches
• When you have watched all the Pixar movies / you have my permission to cry
• I was thinking duirng the super bowl blackout, / How funny would it have if someone dressed up as bane walked onto the field.
• what?? / i couldn't afford the cool braces
• after you chop the potatoes / you have my permission to fry
• Your internet is slow? YOU MERELY ADOPTED SLOW INTERNET. / I was born in it, molded by it. i did not see broadband until i was already a man.
• Our Plan is to save this planet from Heresy / …with no survivors!
• WHEN YOU HAVE CIRCUMFERENCE DIVIDED BY DIAMETER / YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO PI
• I was wondering which would break first / Your culture or your economy
• you merely adopted gaming / i was born in it. molded by it. i didn't see a wireless controller until i was already a man.
• YOUR DIET / MUST BE MORE SEVERE
• When the light is green / you have my permission to drive
• I only had my damn wisdom teeth removed / I really NEED THIS TO REDUCE THE PAIN?
• Now is not the time for cheese / That comes later
• Friendzoned Level / Over 9000
• I don't usually take off this maSk / But when I do, it is extRemely painful....for you