Manelistul Nicolae Guta Meme Generator
Three in the morning at a wedding, the singer takes the mic and says something about love and family that makes your uncle weep. Then he plays the song about the BMW.
You only asked the mechanic about your brakes. He wipes his hands, looks into the distance and tells you a car is like a marriage. It costs 300 lei.
"Money is nothing, my friend. Health is everything," says the taxi driver, as the meter passes forty.
Your cousin who sells used cars posts a quote about humility, next to a photo of his new gold watch.
Why it caught on: Nicolae Guță is one of the best-known singers of manele, Romania's loud, flashy party music, and Romanian users give him a philosopher's lines. A famous party singer delivering deep thoughts is a gag every Romanian gets at once.
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- Fratilor... Pocaiti-va / ca va ia dreacu`.
- in fiecare seara / ma gandesc la soarta omenirii, oare ce se va alege de noi?
- salam alecule, lasa cartofii / ca oricum allah n-are habar :)
- Science. Roumanie - Bucharest - Magurele. Laser. / Congrats!!!
- Searching Dracula memes. / memegenerator. net/ Dracula-Romania
- Cica... Sunt cel mai roman dintre pamanteni, / manca-ti-as!
- unde sunt valorile adevarate? / familie, onoare, morala, patriotism, credinta?
- oare care este / sensul vietii? trebuie ca totul sa aiba un scop...
- Omul nu este un cerc cu un singur centru; / e o elipsa cu doua focare: faptele si ideile
- Daca vreti sa scapati in plm de poluare, mai lasati dreacu' masinile / si folositi bicicleta. (in plm)
- nu recurg la violenta / decat ca ultima solutie si de regula ca sa apar pe cei neajutorati
- Frunza verde ca coniacu', fi-v-ar otomanii-ai dreacu'! / Lupii baaa! :)))
- societatea in ziua de azi / merge intr-o directie gresita...
- este foarte important / sa va pastrati fecioria pana la casatorie
- adevarata smecherie / este sa fii bun si bland si sa-i aperi pe cei neajutorati
- nu contează cum mănânci cartofii / stomacul tau crede că mananci piure oricum
- nu mancati saorma / recomand sushi
- in viata mea / nu am dat si nu voi da spaga
- Jesus was / white?
- LOL, roses are black, Jesus are white. / memegenerator. net/ Cool-Jesus