overly manlyman Meme Generator
Your dad has had a "small cut" for three days. It needs nine stitches. He drove himself to hospital with a tea towel round it and complained about the parking.
A man at the gym skips the warm up because warming up is for soup. Five minutes later he's on the floor by the leg press, explaining it's a stretch.
It's minus four. Your neighbour is in shorts. He's been in shorts since 1998. He walks the dog in shorts, and the dog is wearing a coat.
At the supermarket a man refuses a basket and carries fourteen items in his arms, including eggs. He makes it to the till. The eggs don't.
Why it caught on: an old photo of a shirtless, moustached boxer, often said to be the nineteenth century fighter Mike Conley, became Reddit's Overly Manly Man, and an old portrait taking itself completely seriously is the perfect stage for silly ideas of toughness.
Best overly manlyman posts
- Surrounded? / you mean we can attack in every direction?
- When I was your age / We fought with fists, not with caps lock
- stab wound? / you mean extra pocket?
- bulletproof vest? / You mean chest hair?
- Chuck Norris? / Who the hell is she?
- football helmet? / you mean faggot crown
- How do i like my steak / next to my other steak
- they have us surrounded? / sucks to be them
- memegenerator / go fist yourself
- Marriage? / you mean that thing women and gays like?
- antidepressants? / you mean scotch?
- WWII memorial closed? / So was Normandy Beach.
- memegenerator / go fuk urself
- Ebola? / You mean allergies?
- steel wool? / you mean toilet paper?
- push ups? / you mean earth downs?!
- 2nd place? / you mean first loser
- How many pushups can i do? / All of them
- Broken nose? / thats one less place they can break
- calories? / you mean delicious points?