Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin Meme Generator
You remember the new colleague's name on her first day. Triumph. You use it warmly all week. On Friday someone tells you it's the name of the person she replaced.
Your date laughs so hard she cries. You're on fire. Then she points at your teeth, where a piece of spinach has been sitting since the starters.
You drop your keys at the till and catch them before they hit the floor. The queue gasps. You give a small bow. You then leave without your shopping.
"How are you?" "Good, you?" "Good, you?" The lift doors open. You both get out on the wrong floor rather than go round again.
Why it caught on: the Adélie penguin from a National Geographic photo, already famous as Socially Awkward Penguin, got a background split between his awesome red and his awkward blue, because most social life is both, one after the other, in front of witnesses.
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Best Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin posts
- READ SOCIALLY AWESOME PENGUIN MEMES / DON'T RELATE TO ANY OF THEM
- MAKES CRUSH LAUGH / BY ASKING HER OUT
- Me: How are you? Hot Girl: Good, thanks, how about you? / Me: good, thanks, how about you?
- OMG I HAVE SOMETHING SUPER AWESOME TO SAY / BUT i DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY IT IN A WAY THAT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ME
- is cool on 4chan / is cool on 4chan
- asks cute bank teller to dinner / she knows you can't afford to take her out
- Uses meme incorrectly / gets to front page anyway
- discreetly taking picture of someone / Flash goes off
- Drop something in public / Do crazy ninja shit and catCh it
- forgets ending to a joke / comes up with better one
- cute girl gets confident enough to talk to me about her past / "wow i never met someone who's been raped before"
- I text girls all the time / i've even gotten a text back once
- Rush to the store to buy condoms … / for my crush and her boyfriend
- mom checks history / on internet explorer
- Calls crush by another name / it's her middle name
- accidentally got a boner infront of a cute girl / she's impressed
- gay man asks you out / dont want to seem homophobic so you say yes
- Fifteen minutes late for class / still EARLIER THAN EVERYONE.
- Gets a new video game at a party! / sECRETLY WISHES EVERYONE WOULD LEAVE SO i COULD PLAY IT.
- Plays with the dog for hours at party / she loves that you love dogs