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It's 2 in the morning. You've been arguing with a stranger about the existence of God for three hours. Neither of you has moved an inch. Both of you have work at 9.

Christmas dinner. Your cousin announces that he "believes in science". He got a D in chemistry and still can't explain why the microwave makes the plate hot and not the peas.

In religious studies a fourteen year old refuses to capitalise "god", even at the start of a sentence. He loses a mark for spelling and calls it persecution.

A colleague explains, unprompted, at the coffee machine, that he doesn't believe in anything supernatural. Then he touches wood, because the printer's been working all week.

Why it caught on: a dimly lit close up of a young man in glasses, who has never been identified, was put on the religion debate side of the internet, where the arguments never end and a smug face to pin them on was always going to be useful.

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